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(submitted by Amanda)
I don’t wanna know what goes where during the S&M hokey pokey :/
WTH??? Dominatrix day camp???
So if the dominatrix is at the kids B-day party, is there a clown getting whipped at an S&M party across town?
hey, when dad tells you “No time for removing the handcuffs, sneak out the back way” and you run smack-dab into a birthday party, ya gotta come up with SOMETHING!!!
I love the kid in the bottom right “Yes, everything is going according to plan”
THAT made me laugh.
Ok kids, the safety word is “hokey-pokey”
You put your left paw in, you put your left paw out……
ummm…what the heck are they doing?
Holy cat encrustations Cat woman! Not only have you been thwarted and tied up by the evil munchkin beach tribe, you have also stepped in some gum! Stay tuned next week! Same Cat time, same Cat channel!!
“No, No! You don’t have to follow me on this one. I just stepped in something and I’m trying to get it off my shoe.”
I’m dying here….please, for the love of God, can someone please explain why the Queen of S&M is conducting the Hokey Pokey in a beach picnic area?
come on Amanda, tell us tell us…. this is just great – I love the look on the boy’s face (with the red shorts) “run?” “don’t run?” “do the hokey pokey?”
the girl, “the safe word is bananas”
one of the kids, “why do we need a safe word?”
the girl “oh, wrong lesson”
The girl’s reply should be: “oh this is your first time at one of these”?
And THIS, children, is how you do the obvious tiptoeing that you see me do in the Batman cartoons!
I can’t imagine how hot that costume is on the beach.
I demand a “Behind the Awkwardness” explaination!
It’s just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right.
Put your hands on your hips,
and bring your knees in tight . . .
Okay, _that_ is the best explanation so far. 🙂
And it’s the pelvic thruuuuusssssssssssttttt that really drives you in sssaaaanneeee (however, I think it would be the leather cat suit in hot weather that would drive me insane)
Following the Convention, Riff Raff moonlighted as an entertainer for children’s birthday parties…
(Merv, your comment made me snort Diet Coke out my nose…hysterical!)
The boy in the back, looking to his left (our right), looks like he’s asking a friend, “Check this crazy chick out. Is this friggin’ chick for real?”
Seriously, submitter, can you please come back and explain why Cat Woman is leading a bunch of beach-goers in the Hokey Pokey? They’re not even ON the beach itself, they’re in a parking lot. It looks like the small parking lots at Sea Bright NJ, with parking on one side, the sea wall, and the beach on the other.
Ping pong table in the background? And is that a cat face down in a dish of lasagna? I think I need to lie down.
Okay, i went back and looked at the pic again and started laughing all over again…cat…lasagna…bwa ha ha ha
LOL!!! totally didn’t notice that one!!
this picture is just too much.
“At my bar mitzvah, the rabbi called me to the bima to recite Torah, and when I was finished declared ‘today you are a man!’ And I corrected him saying, no, rabbi, that day occurred ten years ago when mama took us all to the alternative lifestyles beach in Florida …”
The date must have been October 31st.
Faced with a tough economy Hedonism decided to launch a new kids program.
Maybe the cat lady thought the beach was a big litter-box?
Is this what Julie Newmar is doing these days?
Once you’ve gotten to old to do the bachelor partys there’s not much left you can do in the industry.
Mommy? Can we have Miss Donna Matrix at MY party?
His parents had promised him a day of sun, sand, and surf. But when they got there he was quickly dropped off at the daycare spot…8 hrs of ping pong and a shameless parade of superhero wannabes, all on the backside of the seawall with no view of the ocean at all. Later that night his parents asked him how his day went. he looked at them in disbelief and muttered “Life is a beach.” His mouth was immediately washed out with soap and he was sent to bed with no dessert.
At least Cat Woman doesn’t have far to go to the ‘sand tray’
Kids… just stay out of the sandbox…
I so want to know the story behind THIS one….That leather’s gotta hurt…
And where the heck are they, MARS?
Is she already handcuffed?
“Hey Dad, remember that picture of us when were little kids at the beach and you dressed up as Cat Woman?……. WT* were you thinking?”
“After lifting your leg, kids, you then raise your arms to your sides, then jump up and kick forward with your other leg. And THAT is how to take care of bullies!”
there are beaches that have warm air temps but cold water. this could be a surfer taking a break from surfing the cold ocean waves and leading a game with the kids on the beach.
that is my best guess.
seriously? with boots like that? what color is the sky in your world?
Ummmm…you did notice the knee-high leather boots with HEELS on them, right? That’s not a wetsuit.
I love how the little girls are all participating and the little boys are all…um…reflecting on the situation at hand.
Exactly my thoughts.
Cat Woman is HOT. No, really, she has to be roasting in that black outfit at the beach.
The kids always looked forward to Burglar’s Camp.
…which always ended in tears and cries of “Hey – who stole my clothes?”
First we will do the ‘Hokey Pokey’ and then I brought hand-cuffs for everyone!!!
Liquid just shot out my nose!!
I’d love to understand the context of this image.
I’m thinking that cat suit would be awfully hot on a summer day.
although it could double as a wetsuite for a quick jaunt out on her catboard. lol
LOL…except cats hate water. Which makes her presence there all the more interesting.
Got a little captain in ya?
Good one! Could be better, but we’re trying to keep this PG.
Nothing says 5 year old birthday party like a dominatrix running the Simon Sez game.
Or maybe 50 year old birthday party!
Snicker snicker….hoo boy.
Nice. VERY nice.
What the… no serously…what the… I mean….what is this? Cat Woman at a children’s beach party apparently leading the Hokey Pokey? What the…I can’t wrap my little brain around this one! LMAO!
If you look at the kids or something in the foreground that little pile of rocks or whatever looks like mountains in the far away background. It’s like an optical illusion.
its a sea wall
This whole thing makes sense to you if Catwoman’s leading kids in swimsuits doing the hokey pokey in front of mountains?
well… remember- the beach is like one giant cat box. Thus- one giant cat! 🙂
Lol, Purrfect. 🙂
What the hell?
Oh, Dad, you naughty man you……I like the way you think
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