“Yes, my father’s ventriloquist dummy, Gurgle Worthington, was a part of the family.”
(submitted by Aubrey)
I like how the dummy has a place of honor, but mom has to lean in awkwardly….
If you can’t give me a son, I’ll make one!
Bless the wife. I’d have a hard time wanting to even date a guy with a ventriloquist dummy.
Chuck Norris’s lesser known brother, Jim Norris was a professional ventriloquist
You don’t mean Gurgle Worthington of THE Worthingtons!?
Oh, this one is priceless. There are actually tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
Mom was thinking, “I would love to get this dummy out of my life. And the wooden doll needs to go too…”
ROTFL !!! Yes, my exact thoughts? WHO in their right mind would have this freaking wooden thing be PART of the family?! That is freaky! A dog is part of the family. I am seriously creeped out.
I know this is an oldie, but days later I still laugh. Gurgle Worthington has become a catch phrase at my office.
Yellow, red, black and…… wood. Jesus loves the little dummies of the world.
Stopt it! You guys are cracking me up with your comments!! SO freaking crazy. I’m gaggin from laughter as I type this!
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