The Transporter

July 30th, 2013

The Transporter - Teens

Tell us what you think is in the box.

(submitted by Emily)

43 Responses to “The Transporter”

  1. Virginia says:

    His dignity

  2. John says:

    I can only assume he took his pants off and they are in the box

  3. ojenny says:

    He´s so cute!

  4. Raegan says:

    Pants maybe…..

  5. Vicky says:

    Schrodinger’s cat

  6. melistopher says:

    Gwyneth’s head.

  7. Jackie says:

    Ankle weights….

  8. Raina says:

    His date.

  9. Laurie says:


  10. Dean says:

    His Etch-a-Sketch to draw a picture of his date because he couldn’t afford to get the prom pics. His cassette player with his favorite mix tapes for his girl. And if he got bored, he had his Rubik’s Cube, Stretch Armstrong, and comic books to keep him entertained.

  11. Lesty says:

    His sonic screwdriver!

  12. Robin says:

    His date is going to be jealous if he goes like that. He’ll have nicer legs than she does.

  13. Sandy Amberg says:

    Step 1. Cut a hole in the box……

  14. Geralyn says:

    his dignity?

  15. Penny says:

    His junk…

  16. scrawford93 says:

    Well, I was going to say a d**k, but since it’s way over there, I’ll go with a head.

  17. Whoa says:

    Nothing. That’s the box his bow tie came in.

  18. Desiree says:

    Let us hope it contains pants… Or a more tasteful suit!

  19. nzjackie says:

    Not pants. Definitely not pants.

  20. Orson says:

    A way too large corsage for his date.

  21. berto says:

    Brad Pitts wife’s head?

  22. sunshynegrll says:

    Grandma’s head!

  23. Claire's mom says:

    A human head?

  24. Elle says:

    A haircut?

  25. bahoban lawless says:

    pants??? hahaha lol

  26. Erika Botfeld says:

    A pair of new straight legs.

  27. Bethiepoo says:


    His pants?

    High heels? (he has really nice legs; I am jealous!!!!)

    A top hat?

  28. AprilRocks says:

    those are some spindly legs!

  29. AprilRoks says:


  30. Laura says:


  31. ahaha says:

    pants i hope. or his prom dates head. hard to tell.

  32. Bill says:

    I’m hoping it’s his pants!

  33. Jenn V. says:

    Pants. Please say pants.

  34. Christi says:

    I’m pretty sure that that is Buck Owens from Hee Haw on the T.V.

  35. Leslie Fuquinay Miller says:


  36. Lora says:

    His pants

  37. DebDuane says:

    His pants?

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