Tell us what you think is in the box.
(submitted by Emily)
I can only assume he took his pants off and they are in the box
He´s so cute!
PANTS, I HOPE!
His Etch-a-Sketch to draw a picture of his date because he couldn’t afford to get the prom pics. His cassette player with his favorite mix tapes for his girl. And if he got bored, he had his Rubik’s Cube, Stretch Armstrong, and comic books to keep him entertained.
His sonic screwdriver!
His date is going to be jealous if he goes like that. He’ll have nicer legs than she does.
Step 1. Cut a hole in the box……
Ding-Ding! We have a winner!
That’s what I immediately thought, too!
Well, I was going to say a d**k, but since it’s way over there, I’ll go with a head.
Nothing. That’s the box his bow tie came in.
Let us hope it contains pants… Or a more tasteful suit!
Not pants. Definitely not pants.
A way too large corsage for his date.
Brad Pitts wife’s head?
A human head?
pants??? hahaha lol
I thought that! I said out loud, “I hope that it’s a pair of pants!”
A pair of new straight legs.
High heels? (he has really nice legs; I am jealous!!!!)
A top hat?
those are some spindly legs!
pants i hope. or his prom dates head. hard to tell.
I’m hoping it’s his pants!
Pants. Please say pants.
I’m pretty sure that that is Buck Owens from Hee Haw on the T.V.
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