“Most accurate cover art ever.”
“I found this hidden under my 11 year-old son’s bed today.”
To make this young man’s genius easier to read, we’ve translated below:
Do not say if you’re bored.
Say, “I’m hungry.”Go pretend to use the bathroom.
Ask an unknowing parent to go somewhere.
If leaving, do not wear things or do things that will make the knowing parent suspicious.
“Friend posted this wedding pic. Didn’t know he married a mythological beast.”
“In 1983, my mom and my aunt got in a huge fight. In retaliation, my aunt bought me this for my birthday.”
“My sister and I couldn’t resist. My dad and uncle hoped this photo was long dead.”
“I’ll never forget graduation, the day I fell face first onto the concrete in front of a thousand people.”