Family Portrait

That’s All, Folks

That’s All, Folks - Family Portrait

“I have a small extended family. These are all the men in it. My dad, my dad’s dad, my mom’s dad, and my 2 brothers and I. My little brother snuck something in to be discovered years later.”

(via source)

In Family Portrait • March 22nd, 2016 • Add A Comment »

Daughter Brawl

Daughter Brawl - Family Portrait

“This pretty much sums up my childhood. I’m the blond on the left burying my head in my sister’s lap while she gets in a cheap shot. The youngest is fish-hooking my other sister while my mother looks on and laughs My father is letting everyone know what his future looks like with four daughters like these.”

(submitted by Linday)

In Family Portrait • March 21st, 2016 • Add A Comment »

Bean Machines

Bean Machines - Family Portrait

“My grandmother worked at the Blytheville (AR) Canning Company when I was a kid (owned by Bush’s). At one point, she presented us with matching shirts for Showboat Beans… I’m guessing “Bean Machine” would be powered by flatulence? My mother had the grand idea of a (rare) family photo of us in said shirts. I’m the little kid on the right who can’t close her mouth (still true). IDK if my brother was sticking his tongue out at the photographer or if it had been at me. My mom’s 70′s-era hair is just awesome, as is my dad’s porn-stache (which was usually accompanied by a full beard that he’d just shaven–scaring the bejeebies out of 3-year-old-me). My grandmother passed away ten years ago, and this was a treasured photo still proudly on display in her house when we emptied it out.”

(submitted by Beth)

In Family Portrait • March 21st, 2016 • 1 Comment »

Happy Nothing

Happy Nothing - Easter

“My stepmom’s friend just posted this picture of her kids on Facebook.”

(via source)

In Easter • March 16th, 2016 • 1 Comment »

Plaid To See You

Plaid To See You - Family Portrait

“It took Dad forever to find just the right tie.”

(submitted by Tara)

In Family Portrait • March 15th, 2016 • 1 Comment »

Harnessing His Power

Harnessing His Power - Family Portrait

“In 1991, I was diagnosed with epilepsy. My Father, at the time, was a photographer whose studio was in our home. After a long day of tests and hospital visits, he decided to take this photo of me in my epilepsy test equipment, which is worn over a few days… I still don’t know why he took it, but what you see here is a shirtless, awesome looking ten-year-old boy with acid-washed jeans and perfectly feathered hair.”

(submitted by Jesse) 

In Family Portrait • March 15th, 2016 • 4 Comments »


Punchout - Babies

“Circa 1983. My dad clearly has no idea whats going on. Smile!”

(submitted by Carley) 

In Babies • March 14th, 2016 • Add A Comment »
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