Family Portrait
Turtle Power
“It was the season of family greeting cards, and of course my family participated. We took this photo in my own backyard and naturally we are wore matching outfits including white turtle necks tucked in to blue jeans with a belt to pull it all together. That’s not the best thing I find about the picture; the fact that my parents are in the position of ‘going to the bathroom,’ is just great and the fact that my hair is of a Shih-Tzu. We sent this picture out to family and friends not thinking twice.”
(submitted by Brooke)
Brady Bunch
“Note my baby brother in his hot maroon plaid suit gnawing on the metal railing. Epic!”
(submitted by Kristin)
Not Suffering Fools
“My family can’t stand stupid. It begins at birth. I took my 3-year-old daughter to have her birthday pictures done. The photographer made very lame attempts at making her smile and she made this face just as she snapped the picture. Her face looks like she’s thinking, ‘What is wrong with you?’ The photographer wanted to delete the picture but I wouldn’t let her. I even bought the picture because it was just so funny!”
(submitted by Lynette)
It’s A Kick
“We had our family photos last week and our oldest daughter was super upset because she got kicked in the face. Nobody saw it happen and we told her to get over it. Got these edited today and her reaction to getting kicked in the face is PERFECT!”
(submitted by Heather)
Dearly Departed
“I missed family pics due to work. Now I’m like the son who died that nobody can get over.”
(submitted by Nathan)
Leave The Stain, Cover My Name
“Back in 4th grade, I was too young to know how to do laundry. Here we are at a family outing taking. Mother had dressed me in my nice stained shirt with my name on it. But for some reason, we don’t want anyone to know who I am, so let’s cover up my name and leave the stain. Gonna have to check all my old pics now and see how many my clothes are stained. No wonder I never got any dates.”
(submitted by Andrew)
