A conscientious objector.
(submitted by Kyle)
“This is a photo of my mom, dad, and cousins at my sister’s wedding. All my family is Asian, except my dad, who stood out even more whilst giving an odd face-smashing, sideways kiss to my mother. Eyes open, of course. By the way, my mother calls his hairstyle ‘The Nicholson.’”
(submitted by wrenaloop)
And before anyone says anything, yes, awkward can also be awesome.
(submitted by Heather)
Apparently, breathing is not required for doubles.
(submitted by Stu)