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Parenting Algebra

“Math question: Mom lives 9/10 of a mile from my brother’s house. If I give my daughter a box of tissues, and then drive from my Mom’s house to my brother’s house at 35 mph, how many tissues can my daughter pull out of the tissue box, if she can pull tissues out at a rate of, like, so many per minute.”

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Intervention Cake

“My friend recently got a job at DQ. This is the first thing she was asked to put on a cake.”

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Mixer Remix

“The mixer didn’t work, so Mom improvised.”

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You Can Call Me Al

“My friend said when he was younger he looked like Weird Al.”

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Grandma’s Grab

“Getting ready to take a memorable photo when Grandma reaches for her granddaughter’s hand just as my uncle snaps the picture. It looks like she’s grabbing at her grandson’s crotch. Lol. This is one for the books.”

(submitted by Michelle)

Relationship Forensics

“Fiance said she needed an iPad for work purposes. Her fingerprints said otherwise.”

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Waking The Dead

“While visiting Boston last summer, we decided to walk through a historic graveyard. My husband was taking photos, and my youngest son decided to yell ‘Cheese!’ at the top of his lungs in the quiet historic graveyard filled with quiet respectful visitors. I was attempting to quiet him down. I have no idea what my oldest son is doing. There is just so much going on in this picture.”

(submitted by Jessica)

Off The Chain

“Found my 2nd grade school photo. Look what’s on my ear. I was so rad.”

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Tainted Gift

“My neighbor brought us Christmas cookies. After eating them, we flipped the plate over and saw this.”

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Enter The Dragon

“Apparently my father was a ninja before I was born.”

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