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The Great Escape

“My two-year-old daughter got naked and pooped in the neighbors yard. After chasing her through the culdesac I finally caught her. My neighbor, while laughing snapped this picture of me carrying her inside. I tried not to get poop on myself. I was unsuccessful. #reallife”

(submitted by Kimberly)

Bargain Bin Twins

“My mom found two outfits in the same size at a thrift store. And since her 11-year-old daughter (me) was the same size as her, she thought it would be a fabulous idea to have our picture in our matching outfits. If you can call them outfits. Don’t miss the matching ‘fros or the creepy field, either.”

(submitted by Kerrie)

Blind Spots

“I was picking up my grandmother from an eye surgery center when I noticed all the signs are bent back.”

(via source)

Baby Bunny

“Went for my first ultrasound today. Turns out I’m having a bunny.”

(via source)

Coffee Kid

“My two-year-old loves coffee.”

(submitted by Attillo)

Street Hoker

“On the first day of third grade my son’s class made a ‘family web’ of what makes them who they are. We are a sporty family, but rather than putting ‘street hockey’, (which we play together), he wrote ‘street hoker.’ Yikes.”

(submitted by Keira)

Master Of Horror

“The book. The hoop. The hair. Why? Small-town Ohio is why.”

(via source)

The Rolling Ring Bearer

“A friend of mine had his wedding today. The Best Man asked for the rings, the groom holds his hand out, Best Man plays the ‘I don’t have them’ card. Everyone checks his pockets. No rings. And then this guy rolls in.”

(via source)

Little Elton

“So apparently I looked like Elton John as a kid.”

(via source)

Granddad Joke

“My grandpa asked me if I was hungry, then handed me this.”

(via source)