Fake Gyllenhaal
“Three years ago, happy drunk, I met Jake Gyllenhaal. Now I’m 90% sure I didn’t.”
(via source)
Feeding Time
“Daddy is chatting with a friend and does not notice duck nibbling on babies toes.”
(submitted by Debbie)
On The Nose
“I recently got ordained and officiated my first wedding. I chose to fix my glasses at the wrong time.”
(via source)