Proof that Santa really doesn’t exist.

(submitted by Leni in Germany)

It’s an unselfish love.

(submitted by Alex)

“My high school sweetheart and I were set to get married in June of 1995.  I called that wedding off, then we got re-engaged and planned the wedding for June of 1996.  Two weeks before that wedding I told my mom and my fiance I didn’t want to get married, but this time they would not allow it.  I went through with it, but I was not happy about it.  We had two beautiful children, but the marriage did not last.  We were divorced 8 years later.”

(submitted by Melissa)

You can’t escape the holidays.

(submitted by Cindy)

One man’s trash is another racoon’s treasure.

(submitted by Kristen)

The cleaners lost his shirt.

(submitted by Benjamin)

“Every Halloween until they’re old enough to say no, my mother makes a historically accurate Elvis costume for each of my sons. This was my middle son Leo’s first Halloween. My husband works for a Fortune 500 company in Memphis who does a fantastic family day every Halloween. They go all out, including “professional” photography. Since Leo was barely 6 months old and couldn’t sit up very well in the heavy costume, the photographer had my husband hold him and said he would crop him out of the final pic. Thankfully, he did not because this epically awkward photo was the result.”

(submitted by Elizabeth)

Out of this world.

(submitted by Meryl)