One Reason To Be Sent Home From School
“My little brother got sent home today. I couldn’t stop laughing.”
(via source)
Recreating the Awkwardness
“My brothers and I recreated a portrait from our childhood 18 years later.”
(via source)
Tooth Fairy Law
When Emily Winter lost a tooth as a child in 1989, her lawyer parents handled it in an unusual way. Her mother drafted an affadavit for her to sign, which outlined the circumstances of her “lost or missing tooth,” and ordered the tooth fairy to “compensate Affiant in the usual and customary manner.” After Winter signed, her father notarized the document. This might explain why Winter is now a comedian. (via source)
A Message For The Tooth Fairy
“So, that’s supposed to be my daughter holding her tooth she lost at lunchtime. To the untrained eye, I know it looks like she’s giving the Tooth Fairy the finger as if to say, ‘Sorry I’m flipping you off. Now, go find my tooth in the cafeteria trash and bring me my money.'”
(submitted by Stephanie)
Too Close For Comfort
“Thanks to my cousin, I got to meet Hillary Clinton!! I guess I tried to get to close by the look of her posture! Luckily secret service didn’t take me out, lol. It was an honor though.
(submitted by Jesse)
Writing On The Wall
“Went to a wedding today and this was on the wall. It’s supposed to say ‘arise.'”
(via source)
