Nativity

April 23rd, 2010

He’s the understudy.

(submitted by Marica)

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55 Responses to “Nativity”

  1. rcook says:

    My prayer for this generation is for them to come to a place of spiritual maturity where they are able to perceive the wonderful majesty of God, and His gift of unconditional love for all of them, each and every one.
    Then they will be able to comprehend how awesome He is and deserving of all of our praise and Thanksgiving.
    If you ask Him to show you this wisdom, He will do it.

  2. HeddyP says:

    And…for all you dyslexia lovers out there…what a bout the dyslexic who believed in Satan?

  3. Doogie says:

    What child is THIS?!?!?

  4. Holly says:

    OMG the expression on the dogs face is priceless!

  5. graeme says:

    he’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty dog.

  6. Felix says:

    “Dog” *is* “God” spelled backward.

  7. MotoStar says:

    My Boston Terrier would kick me out of the inn for this one!

  8. billy says:

    When the star of the show got a little collicy, the stunt double got his big chance…

  9. lalalalatatatata says:

    Dog’s prayer: Dear God, PLEASE don’t send me to hell for this. It wasn’t MY idea.

  10. Lee says:

    Oh wait, I just got this one… it’s the whole “God spelled backwards” thing!

  11. Lee says:

    The dog is like .. “Folks, I am SO SO SORRY about this, but my people are completely out of their minds. PLEASE CALL FOR HELP!!”

  12. alice frey says:

    THis is NOT Blasphemous! It’s FREAKIN ‘ Hilarious!!! liked the dyslexic notes about doG!!!hahahhaha!

  13. ScoutC says:

    The dog’s thinkin’ “What the…. I”m an atheist!!!”

  14. itsahippoe says:

    i want this on a mug so badly i can TASTE it…

  15. PETA says:

    Just because they are in the witness protection program does not mean that they cannot take a family photo with their beloved

  16. PETA says:

    Maybe they are in the witness protection program but still want a picture with their beloved pooch.

  17. Buttercup says:

    “Does this swaddling make me look fat?”

  18. Susan says:

    The real question on the dog’s mind…”How far am I taking this role????? I see a cross and I’m outta here!”

  19. Yule says:

    Jesus Christ, that’s funny!

  20. DebbieLG says:

    You have got to be kidding. Who thinks of these poses?!!

  21. I. Llanes says:

    YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO SHAME!! THIS IS BLASPHEMY!! THEN DON’T GO BLAMING GOD WHEN A CATASTROPHE HAPPENS, ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT FOR THE LORD!!

    • dave says:

      Hahajihad. There is no such thing, relax.

    • itsahippoe says:

      @I. Llanes: lighten. the. ****. up. btw, CAPS LOCK is not your friend…

    • doG says:

      I. Llanes you need an enema or need to get a life. I suspect it’s both.

      • Roo says:

        Llanes – come on now; I’m sure God smiles at this; he created dogs too, you know, and there is nothing insulting about the image. Some couples cannot have children and dogs are their child substitute. Besides – who’s even to say that this represents the eternal holy tableau? Could just be two people dressed as an ordinary Middle-Eastern couple! Your comment shows signs of rage, insult and violence (“When a catastrophe happens…”) – things we know God DEFINITELY advises against.

    • The Great Excelcior says:

      When a catastrophe happens, I won’t be blaming God. Please reread John 10:10 until you figure out who is to blame for a catastrophe. Hint: catastrophes steal, kill and destroy.

      i always thought it would be funny to have a trophy in the shape of a cat’s hind quarters for when people really mess up. A cat-a**-trophy awarded for a man-made catastrophe.

    • Bekah says:

      Yo. Chill. Somebody needs vitamin B12. Advice: Fix your exclamation point key so it doesn’t stick like that and turn the caps lock off. Catastrophes aren’t God’s doing, anyway.

  22. UMaine Black Bear says:

    He truly did suffer for our sins…you can just see it in his face!

  23. Meg-o Meg-o says:

    Some dyslexic person was showing that Jesus is God.

  24. sally says:

    She could have at least ironed the freakin’ sheets!

  25. Paul says:

    Mary was okay with the immaculate part . . .

  26. Frau Blucher says:

    and the terrier ate with the lepers….

  27. Mia says:

    My dog now knows it could always be worse. A Santa jacket isn’t so humiliating now, is it little princess?

  28. Jo says:

    Sorry, but this is just wrong. Jesus is NOT a dog!

  29. Linda says:

    Hey — I did this with my Pug long before these guys thought of it — and my Shepherd mix played Joseph!

  30. Dee says:

    Certainly explains my Bostons’ attitude: they really are God’s gift!

  31. CJ says:

    But… why?! LOL

  32. Rose says:

    HELP!!

  33. Ashley Wood says:

    doggy says “f***!!!”

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