Nativity

April 23rd, 2010

He’s the understudy.

(submitted by Marica)

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53 Responses to “Nativity”

  1. Doogie says:

    What child is THIS?!?!?

  2. Holly says:

    OMG the expression on the dogs face is priceless!

  3. graeme says:

    he’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty dog.

  4. Felix says:

    “Dog” *is* “God” spelled backward.

  5. MotoStar says:

    My Boston Terrier would kick me out of the inn for this one!

  6. billy says:

    When the star of the show got a little collicy, the stunt double got his big chance…

  7. lalalalatatatata says:

    Dog’s prayer: Dear God, PLEASE don’t send me to hell for this. It wasn’t MY idea.

  8. Lee says:

    Oh wait, I just got this one… it’s the whole “God spelled backwards” thing!

  9. Lee says:

    The dog is like .. “Folks, I am SO SO SORRY about this, but my people are completely out of their minds. PLEASE CALL FOR HELP!!”

  10. alice frey says:

    THis is NOT Blasphemous! It’s FREAKIN ‘ Hilarious!!! liked the dyslexic notes about doG!!!hahahhaha!

  11. ScoutC says:

    The dog’s thinkin’ “What the…. I”m an atheist!!!”

  12. itsahippoe says:

    i want this on a mug so badly i can TASTE it…

  13. PETA says:

    Just because they are in the witness protection program does not mean that they cannot take a family photo with their beloved

  14. PETA says:

    Maybe they are in the witness protection program but still want a picture with their beloved pooch.

  15. Buttercup says:

    “Does this swaddling make me look fat?”

  16. Susan says:

    The real question on the dog’s mind…”How far am I taking this role????? I see a cross and I’m outta here!”

  17. Yule says:

    Jesus Christ, that’s funny!

  18. DebbieLG says:

    You have got to be kidding. Who thinks of these poses?!!

  19. I. Llanes says:

    YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO SHAME!! THIS IS BLASPHEMY!! THEN DON’T GO BLAMING GOD WHEN A CATASTROPHE HAPPENS, ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT FOR THE LORD!!

    • dave says:

      Hahajihad. There is no such thing, relax.

    • itsahippoe says:

      @I. Llanes: lighten. the. ****. up. btw, CAPS LOCK is not your friend…

    • doG says:

      I. Llanes you need an enema or need to get a life. I suspect it’s both.

      • Roo says:

        Llanes – come on now; I’m sure God smiles at this; he created dogs too, you know, and there is nothing insulting about the image. Some couples cannot have children and dogs are their child substitute. Besides – who’s even to say that this represents the eternal holy tableau? Could just be two people dressed as an ordinary Middle-Eastern couple! Your comment shows signs of rage, insult and violence (“When a catastrophe happens…”) – things we know God DEFINITELY advises against.

    • The Great Excelcior says:

      When a catastrophe happens, I won’t be blaming God. Please reread John 10:10 until you figure out who is to blame for a catastrophe. Hint: catastrophes steal, kill and destroy.

      i always thought it would be funny to have a trophy in the shape of a cat’s hind quarters for when people really mess up. A cat-a**-trophy awarded for a man-made catastrophe.

    • Bekah says:

      Yo. Chill. Somebody needs vitamin B12. Advice: Fix your exclamation point key so it doesn’t stick like that and turn the caps lock off. Catastrophes aren’t God’s doing, anyway.

  20. UMaine Black Bear says:

    He truly did suffer for our sins…you can just see it in his face!

  21. Meg-o Meg-o says:

    Some dyslexic person was showing that Jesus is God.

  22. sally says:

    She could have at least ironed the freakin’ sheets!

  23. Paul says:

    Mary was okay with the immaculate part . . .

  24. Frau Blucher says:

    and the terrier ate with the lepers….

  25. Mia says:

    My dog now knows it could always be worse. A Santa jacket isn’t so humiliating now, is it little princess?

  26. Jo says:

    Sorry, but this is just wrong. Jesus is NOT a dog!

  27. Linda says:

    Hey — I did this with my Pug long before these guys thought of it — and my Shepherd mix played Joseph!

  28. Dee says:

    Certainly explains my Bostons’ attitude: they really are God’s gift!

  29. CJ says:

    But… why?! LOL

  30. Rose says:

    HELP!!

  31. Ashley Wood says:

    doggy says “f***!!!”

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