You May Drop The Bride
“My husband wanted to ‘dip’ me for the ‘you may kiss the bride’ part of the wedding, but also didn’t want to risk standing on my dress. This is the end result. We laughed about it for hours afterward… and the jokes about not being able to wait for the wedding night definitely weren’t in short supply at the reception.”
(submitted by Katie)
Mommy Needs Botox
“This envelope had my Mother’s Day card inside. I asked him which Person was me? The one on the right he answered. Then I asked him what are those lines on my face? He said: ‘your forehead.'”
(submitted by Candy)
Stick Figure
‘I received this note from my son’s kindergarten teacher. It isn’t the first interesting note and probably not the last. He told me he just thought it was a good idea, but it wasn’t.”
(submitted by Kari)
A Teenager’s Love
“This was a photo we took for the church directory. The church wouldn’t publish it.”
(submitted by Holly)
Freud’s Favorite Snickers Ad
“Found this in a women’s magazine circa 1985. Seems like a questionable mother-son relationship.”
(via source)
Lunchbox Desperation
“Found this note in my son’s backpack while cleaning it out over the summer. While I admit to occasional lunchbox desperation, I do not recall ever packing spiky, boiled sea urchins.”
(submitted by Kelli)
Cheeseball
“Last year, my spirited son, Henry, came home from school with this note in his folder. I had a really hard time keeping a straight face!”
(submitted by Katie)
A Message For The Tooth Fairy
“So, that’s supposed to be my daughter holding her tooth she lost at lunchtime. To the untrained eye, I know it looks like she’s giving the Tooth Fairy the finger as if to say, ‘Sorry I’m flipping you off. Now, go find my tooth in the cafeteria trash and bring me my money.'”
(submitted by Stephanie)
Too Close For Comfort
“Thanks to my cousin, I got to meet Hillary Clinton!! I guess I tried to get to close by the look of her posture! Luckily secret service didn’t take me out, lol. It was an honor though.
(submitted by Jesse)
Kids For Sale
“That time our parents tried to sell me and my sister with the house.”
(submitted by Kristen)
