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The Dog And I

You smile.

(submitted by JJ)

Neverland

“I’ve played the harp since I was seven. We hosted a recital at our house for all my teacher’s students, which is why there are three harps in the room. But there are so many things I can’t explain about this. Why am I wearing the shirt and hat from my Peter Pan costume from Halloween about five years earlier? Why am I only wearing the top half of this costume, paired with black jeans tucked into weird ankle boots? Why am I wearing a liter of lipstick at the age of nine? Why did I ever have that haircut? The world may never know.”

Jump

Joy isn’t the only motivation.

(submitted by Ryan)

AFP In The UK

We are proud to announce the release of the Official AFP Book in the UK today! It’s available everywhere books are sold and on Amazon UK.

Bedmates

This possum is a spooner.

(submitted by Alison)

Condescension

Don’t toy with me.

(submitted by Maggie)

French Kiss

When you see an opening, you take it.

(submitted by Katie)

Saturday Night Special: The Golden Child

Did we mention he was a Golden?

(submitted by Brenda)

Horsefront Riding

You can’t even lead a horse to water like this.

(submitted by Stephanie)

Santa’s Little Helpers

There were a few reindeer layoffs this year.

(submitted by Shelley)