The Angry Pedometer
“My father-in-law accidentally left his pedometer in his pants pocket and it went through the wash. This is what it said onscreen when he found it.”
(via source)
Darth Bubbles
“Today’s my 40th birthday. My wife bought a $75 bottle of champagne on our camping trip but forgot to bring glasses. I’m using this.”
(via source)
Camp Contraband
“I work at a summer camp where parents are not allowed to send kids sweets. They are getting increasingly sneaky so now we have to inspect every care package. Here’s why.”
(via source)
Attack Of The LARPers
“My girlfriend was shooting a couple’s engagement photos. They got photobombed by a group of live-action-roleplayers.”
(via source)
Three Wishes
“My friend’s son got three wishes at daycare for a magic genie to grant. This is what he wished for.”
(via source)
To Tell The Truth
“This is from my grade 4 ESL class. Clearly there are two types of kids…”
(via source)
Look Who’s Talking
“Our local funeral home asked local kids to draw an ad for their company. This one got my vote.”
(via source)
Ready Player Two
“Thirty-plus years of research shows: if you give a kid a Nintendo, he will give his sister an unplugged controller.”
(via source)
Putting The ‘Fun’ In ‘Funeral’
“When the lawyer gives you the laptop to review your will, expect an annoyed wife if you make changes.”
(via source)
