Those Aren’t Ferns
“My seven-year-old daughter asked for fingerless gloves with flowers on them. Grandma delivered.”
(via source)
One Reason To Be Sent Home From School
“My little brother got sent home today. I couldn’t stop laughing.”
(via source)
Tooth Fairy Law
When Emily Winter lost a tooth as a child in 1989, her lawyer parents handled it in an unusual way. Her mother drafted an affadavit for her to sign, which outlined the circumstances of her “lost or missing tooth,” and ordered the tooth fairy to “compensate Affiant in the usual and customary manner.” After Winter signed, her father notarized the document. This might explain why Winter is now a comedian. (via source)
Writing On The Wall
“Went to a wedding today and this was on the wall. It’s supposed to say ‘arise.'”
(via source)
Suspension Of Disbelief
“The photographer at my buddy’s wedding caught the exact moment his suspender failed and nicked his eyebrow.”
(via source)
