Tooth Fairy Law

When Emily Winter lost a tooth as a child in 1989, her lawyer parents handled it in an unusual way. Her mother drafted an affadavit for her to sign, which outlined the circumstances of her “lost or missing tooth,” and ordered the tooth fairy to “compensate Affiant in the usual and customary manner.” After Winter signed, her father notarized the document. This might explain why Winter is now a comedian. (via source)

Lil’ Kim

“I have some South Korean friends who are brothers. Last night they got into an argument. This is the result.”

(via source)

Ethan’s Gone List

“My daughter’s list in case anything happens to her older brother.”

(via source)

Scaredy Cat

“Going through some old family photos when I found this.”

(via source) 

Writing On The Wall

“Went to a wedding today and this was on the wall. It’s supposed to say ‘arise.'”

(via source)

Suspension Of Disbelief

“The photographer at my buddy’s wedding caught the exact moment his suspender failed and nicked his eyebrow.”

(via source)

Shadow Puppet

“Drunk guy peeing behind the tent at a wedding reception.”

(via source)

Grown-Ups

“My parents found this note I wrote them when I was nine years old.”

(via source)

Most Awkward Bowie Tribute

“My hometown newspaper did the worst tribute to David Bowie…”

(via source)

The Dark Side

“How the parents of the kids I babysit get their boys to aim.”

(via source)