Booth Chill
“At my daughter’s wedding we had a photobooth were everyone took goofy, silly pics with funny glasses or hats. When my husband’s parents did theirs, they looked lost! No smile, no changing poses, no nothing.”
(submitted by Jennifer)
Goat Yoga & Paddleboarding
“My friend April runs Arizona Goat Yoga . That’s exactly what it sounds like: yoga with goats. It’s big in Arizona and April appeared as the Goat Whisperer on American Ninja Warrior. I run a paddleboarding business. April and I joined forces to make this promotional photo for the upcoming Outdoor Expo in Gilbert, AZ.”
(submitted by Sarah)
Beyonce Recreation
“My friend has the same Porsche Beyonce used for her pregnancy announcement, so he recreated it. He looks just like her, if she were a dude from Idaho.”
(via source)
Odd Teen Out
“A Valentine’s Day in 1956. All the girls had been paired up, so this kid had to dance with a broom.”
(via source)
Bathroom Rorschach
“My aunt went to the bathroom in her new building. This is what she saw.”
(via source)
Play To Win
“Well, don’t say you want a Lego tower-building tournament if you can’t handle losing.”
(via source)
A Mother’s Love
“This is how my Mom greeted me at the airport after we hadn’t seen each other for a few years. She made me walk through the whole airport in a hug.”
(via source)
A Closer Look At A Literary Classic
Sometimes, an event happens that causes you to re-evaluate everything you know about life and truth. Like when you learn there’s an actual romance novel depicting a relationship between a woman and a grizzly bear. Lest you think this is some kind of a joke, trust us when we say this is one hundred percent real. Originally uncovered by the heroes at Awful Library Books, Bear was written in 1976 by Marian Engel, who’s from Canada. (Could she be from anywhere else???) It follows a protagonist named “Lou,” a meek librarian who’s unsatisfied with her current love life, (is there any other type of romance novel heroine?) and embarks on a relationship with a real, actual bear.
You know bears. The animals that in caves and eat salmon.
Some think of Bear as a metaphor for the inter-connectedness of all living things. Others think it’s just a particularly unique romance novel. But the nation of Canada thinks it’s a literary classic. That’s right. In 1976, it won the Governor General’s Literary Award!!! That’s a real award that’s still presented today. Other winners of the award include The Handmaiden’s Tale and The English Patient.
Those two classics are officially equal with a book about a lady getting freaky with a bear.
The Governor General wasn’t alone in loving it, though. Look at the book’s back cover, full of glowing blurbs from some of the world’s best newspapers:
Why wasn’t I lucky enough to find out about this back when I was doing book reports for school?!
After learning Bear exists, my biggest question, (after “How did this get published?” “How anyone think this was an idea worth pursuing?” and “WHAAAAAAAA?”), was, just what sort of person would write a book like this? Who is Marian Engel? Let’s check out her bio.
That’s her resume?! She was all, “Normal book, normal book, normal book,” and then, “You know what? I think for my next one, I’ll write about a lady having sex with a bear!”
That happened in real life on the planet we all live on.
I will say this, though. If you think about it, dating a bear does makes sense. Since they hibernate half the year, you definitely wouldn’t be lacking your personal space.
