A Future Homeless Cavewoman
“Apparently my daughter daughter is going to be a homeless cavewoman when she grows up.”
(via source)
A Sisterly Engagement
“Someone our school talked my Mom into having my next oldest sister and me pose for what would be the least-seen photo in our family’s history. I was dragged out of 9th grade gym class and forced to don my choir robe, sweat still oozing from my pubescent pores. My sister, Emily wore her 10th grade orchestra band uniform. It wound up looking like an engagement photo, and it’s been a black mark on both of our developmental histories. Horrified by the final product and our over-tweezed eyebrows, this ‘precious family memory’ has been hidden in the shameful confines of my sister’s wallet, and has not seen the light of day for over 30 years.”
(submitted by Angela)
Noontime Activities
“I was helping my 87-year-old grandmother with her ‘unusually high’ cable bill today.”
(via source)
The Uncanny Valley
“This ‘portrait’ (I use the term loosely) was the best man’s wedding gift (I again use the term loosely) for my best friend, Leya and her husband Trevor. He had it ‘commissioned’ this painting based on a photo taken at Trevor’s police academy graduation. The intention was good, the outcome not so. Whenever any of us who present that day see, hear or talk about this portrait we instantly dissolve into uncontrollable laughter. Thankfully, the best man was not pleased with the outcome either and does find the humor in the situation.”
(submitted by Amy)
The Future Engineer
“When I was younger, my grandpa challenged me to stack all the dominos on top of one standing domino.”
(via source)
