Happy Gilmore
“A drunk Adam Sandler kissed my mom 25 years ago and wrote her a note about it.”
(via source)
The 1865 Version Of Tinder
“A man advertising for a wife in Maine, 1865.”
CHANCE FOR A SPINSTER–a young man in Aroostook County, Maine advertising for a wife, speaks of himself as follows: “I am eighteen years old, and have a good set of teeth and believe in Andy Johnson, the star spangled banner, and the 4th of July. I have taken up a State lot, cleared 18 acres last year, and seeded ten of it down. My buckwheat looks first rate, and the oats and potatoes are bully. I have got nine sheep, a two-year-old bull, and two heifers, besides a house and barn. I want to get married. I want to buy bread-and-butter, hoop skirts, and waterfalls for some person of the female persuasion during life. That’s what’s the matter with me. But I don’t know how to do it.”
(via source)
7 Going On 47
“A gem I found of my sister-in-law. I will call her ‘Razz-A-Ma-Tazz’ for her upside-down shades.”
(via source)
Third Party Candidate
“Theresa May and one of the people running against her. His name was Lord Buckethead. He got 249 votes.”
(via source)
Graduation Bingo Redux
“My family played Bingo during my brother’s graduation to pass time.”
(via source)
A Man For All Tinder Matches
“My friend wasn’t having any luck on Tinder ’til he updated his pictures.”
(via source)
