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Babies

Chanel No. 5000

“This was when Nana got home from her twice yearly trip to Mexico. After telling us about the great deal she got on perfume, she wanted to hold my daughter. The baby wasn’t a fan of the copious amounts of Mexican Chanel #5 her great grandma was wearing.”

(submitted by Shea) 

Taste Aversion

“My friend’s kid doesn’t seem to like pickles.”

(via source

Hold Still

“I don’t know why my dad felt the need to pose for this photo with short shorts on and me, his firstborn, in this bizarre headlock.  But he did. And it’s awesome.”

(submitted by Sara) 

Baby Bird

“I took my kid to get his six-month pictures taken. He was pooping the entire photo shoot. This was the only photo he was smiling in.”

(via source

No Stroller Required

“Parenting, done right.”

(via source

The Name Game

“When the alphabet isn’t enough to express your individuality…”

(via source

Cold War Kid

“My Dad used to dress me up like this when I was little.”

(via source)

Cannonball

“Some friends took a picture and later realized that the people in the background were stuffing a baby into a cannon.”

(via source)

Blue Ribbon Baby

“I was a newborn when my Mother and Father took me to the photo studio at the department store to have my first ‘professional’ photos taken for family. My Dad thought it would be funny to put me holding a beer. The real question is why did he have a Pabst Blue Ribbon at the department store?”

(submitted by Jeremy) 

String Theory

“I confess I’m the father in this picture. I was understandably reluctant to have my picture taken, but I must have relented on a particularly unfortunate day. The pornstache, the pudge, the restrained toddler and squashed-face baby, and the violin that nobody played….all a perfect family tableau.  I do not miss the 90s.”

(submitted by Mark)