Has anyone seen Kris Kringle?
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It isn’t easy finding chain-mail armor in toddler sizes.
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“My mother has this obsession with making clown outfits for people. One Christmas she had sewn clown outfits for me, my husband, my sister, her husband, and each of her 5 kids. That’s 9 total. She didn’t think it was weird at all. “Just keep it,” she said, “because you never know.” So I decided to make HER a clown outfit for her next birthday. That Christmas, this is what she asked for. We paid for her to go to Wal-Mart with the grandkids and get their photo taken.”
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“It was my 1st birthday and apparently, while my mom brought guests to the door, I licked all the liquor glasses empty. After returning, she saw me falling backwards and passing out. The ambulance medic told her that I had consumed too much alcohol and sat me on the throne. Not too much has changed since then.”
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Jennifer was the only baby in the neighborhood with creatine in her formula.
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You’ve just made a baby. So why not paint like one?
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The NBA is recruiting younger and younger these days.
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You can always spot the fathers who will have trouble letting go.
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Dad thought the backpack felt a lot lighter.
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