Birthdays
Still Randy
“Forty years of marriage and my Mom had no idea my Dad’s name has a double meaning. That explains why she had no problem asking the bakery to put this on his cake.”
(via source)
Metal Recreation
“My dad graduated high school in 1985 and proceeded to join a band that played gigs at various events throughout the US. Mostly high schools in the mid-west though. My mom met my dad through this band because her previous boyfriend was the lead guitarist. It’s a long standing joke in the family that my dad was a hard 80’s rocker and we like to poke fun at him.”
(via source)
Not Suffering Fools
“My family can’t stand stupid. It begins at birth. I took my 3-year-old daughter to have her birthday pictures done. The photographer made very lame attempts at making her smile and she made this face just as she snapped the picture. Her face looks like she’s thinking, ‘What is wrong with you?’ The photographer wanted to delete the picture but I wouldn’t let her. I even bought the picture because it was just so funny!”
(submitted by Lynette)
