Birthdays
Metal Recreation
“My dad graduated high school in 1985 and proceeded to join a band that played gigs at various events throughout the US. Mostly high schools in the mid-west though. My mom met my dad through this band because her previous boyfriend was the lead guitarist. It’s a long standing joke in the family that my dad was a hard 80’s rocker and we like to poke fun at him.”
(via source)
Not Suffering Fools
“My family can’t stand stupid. It begins at birth. I took my 3-year-old daughter to have her birthday pictures done. The photographer made very lame attempts at making her smile and she made this face just as she snapped the picture. Her face looks like she’s thinking, ‘What is wrong with you?’ The photographer wanted to delete the picture but I wouldn’t let her. I even bought the picture because it was just so funny!”
(submitted by Lynette)
One Reason To Add A Bathroom In The Barn
“So my brother-in-law threw my sister a surprise birthday party and this was the cake he came up with. That is my sister drunkenly peeing in a trash can (because there was no bathroom in the barn and it’s a pretty good hike uphill in the dark to the house). The first bakery turned them down.”
(submitted by Janet)
Birthday Cake Massacre
“A dinosaur-themed party with a red velvet volcano-shaped cake makes his older brother’s 4th birthday a bit more scary than intended.”
(submitted by Nancy)
Intervention Cake
“My friend recently got a job at DQ. This is the first thing she was asked to put on a cake.”
(via source)
