Birthdays
Misery Machine
“My sister spent all night on this cake for my three-year-old niece. I didn’t have the heart to tell her.”
(via source)
The Saddest Clowns
“It was my younger sisters birthday. No one remembers why we were subjected to the sad clown makeup, the baggy clothes, the fake chest hair and why our parents were so cheap they resorted to using skin space in lieu of a real card. WTF?”
(submitted by Jocelyne)
My Precious
“My daughter had her cake smash for her first birthday yesterday. Definitely my favorite picture.”
(via source)
Beating The Odds
“This is a school assignment I did when I was about to turn eight. I was excited that my friend Kim was coming to my birthday party. I also reminisced about something my mother had said to me when I was younger. Gee, thanks Mom. I loved Miss Smith’s response: “Why not?” My mother and I had a bit of a strained relationship to say the least. LOL.”
(submitted by Jessica)
The Banana Hammocked Crusader
“My wife’s friend had a superhero-themed swim party for their four-year-old son. This is what the bakery came up with.”
(via source)
Cake Substitute
“When I was a kid, we were so broke that I blew out candles on top of a slice of bread perched on a paper cup at Brown’s Chicken for my birthday.”
(via source)
Darth Bubbles
“Today’s my 40th birthday. My wife bought a $75 bottle of champagne on our camping trip but forgot to bring glasses. I’m using this.”
(via source)
