“It was my 1st birthday and apparently, while my mom brought guests to the door, I licked all the liquor glasses empty. After returning, she saw me falling backwards and passing out. The ambulance medic told her that I had consumed too much alcohol and sat me on the throne. Not too much has changed since then.”
(submitted by Beatrice)
Another tedious birthday moment brought to you by Chuck E. Cheese!
(submitted by Mollie)
It’s so much easier when they just forget your birthday.
(submitted by Michael)
Never before has a birthday cake photograph been so chilling.
(submitted by Tessa and Rebecca)