Light Of My Life
“I was trying to make it look like we were kissing through the lamppost. I bent my legs so our faces were about the same height. It didn’t come out so well.”
(submitted by David)
“My newlywed friend left this note for his wife.”
Feeling The Burn
“Caught my husband red-handed. I thought he was working out…”
Always On Her Mind
Stephen recently asked his wife to make a drawing of her thoughts. This was her response.
Stephen found the drawing hilarious. “She’s always telling me that she has trouble falling asleep (to the point where she sometimes writes short novellas in her mind to distract her enough so she can drift off to sleep),” He said. “She often mentions that I would not be able to survive a day in her brain and after seeing this drawing, I just may believe her.”
Say Yes To The Dress
“Not what my husband had in mind when I told him I made a sexy dress.”
Cancelling Each Other Out
“My wife and I are going through a box of pictures and we found ones of us from college.”
“My girlfriend immediately said ‘no’…”
This is my boyfriend and I at Central Park this summer. Obviously, no one noticed the matchy-matchy family on the right until later. Got a lot of laughs.
(submitted by Reggie)
Love can wait. That text cannot.
“I wish my girlfriend told me she was afraid of heights BEFORE going on the ferris wheel.”