The letter you send when you want her to break up with you.
(submitted by Chris)
“Notice the moon shine jug, shot gun, lucky horse shoe, and the glimmer of a wash board to the left decorated with a bow. Shelly chose the best mom jeans ever which were not only high rise, but I suspect she may have buttoned them with her teeth.
I believe she and Dan not only had a two-fer coupon on the button down shirts but also the haircut/style. Dan had a lovely Mum made to commemorate the 1983 Sadie Hawkins dance. Nothing says love like a lovely stuffed Pac-Man.”
(submitted by Karen)
They had similar interests.
(submitted by Fran)
We’ll have what they’re having.
(submitted by Kristian)
“My mom’s engagement photo shoot involved some thought-provoking poses.”
(submitted by Ashley)
It was time to shave her shirt.
(submitted by Rebecca)
Breaking up is hard to do.
(submitted by Antoine)