Dad
Wedding Reception
“This was before ‘Please silence your cell phones’ was a thing.”
(submitted by Laura)
Free Birds
“My father (the blonde) in 9th grade for his class photo. As soon as the yearbook was released, he and his best friend were suspended.”
(submitted by Cori)
Where Babies Come From
“When my Mom went into labor she didn’t make it in time to the hospital and she gave birth in the parking lot of the emergency room. Dad had to leave my mom and run inside to notify the staff. After everything happened the hospital gave my Dad a shirt. Well fast forward a couple months later he thought it would be a good idea to wear the shirt to church on the day I was baptized. My Mom (standing next to him) was trying to not look disappointed. The shirt reads, ‘I know where babies come from.’ Even my Godmother and Godfather look disappointed. My Dad is the only one smiling.”
(submitted by Claudia)
The ‘Stache Stash
“Cleaning out my father’s phone when I see a variety of selfies he took while shaving his beard off. He showed these to no one and Hitler is one of them.”
(via source)
Bird Feeder
“Daddy is chatting with a friend and does not notice the duck nibbling on the baby’s toes.”
(submitted by Debbie)
Coffee Is Necessary
“My Dad and I when I was a kid. Clearly we’re not morning people.”
(submitted by Chad)
Big Trouble In Little Shirt
“My Dad underestimated the size differences between China and America.”
(via source)
Flower Girl False Start
“Fifteen minutes before the wedding everyone was rushing around getting ready. My sister had just pulled the petals off the roses and placed them into the flower girl bucket for my niece. Not thinking, my sister then hands the bucket over to my 3 year old niece. My niece promptly dumps the bucket over almost as soon as she gets a good grip on it, while my sister looks on in horror, and my Dad (being the father of five spirited daughters) looks on knowing this was the only possible outcome! (My niece dumped it again halfway down the aisle.”
(submitted by Asia)
