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Halloween

Countdown To Halloween: It’s Never Too Early

“Halloween 1990. My sister and I are dressed as brides. I’m 5, my sister is 3. My mom made the costumes to reflect her high hopes for our futures.”

(submitted by Averie)

Masquerade

A kiss to build a nightmare on.

(submitted by Truex)

Send In The Clowns

She brought extra face paint for them.

(submitted by Hugo)

Cone Of Silence

“Yes, this is my family. I am the smallest conehead. In a brilliant wave of genius, my mother thought she had come to the ultimate family Halloween costume. She found these smelly, rubber coneheads at a some long forgotten costume shop. We were all a little uncomfortable with it, but with only a few short days until Halloween complete with invite to yearly Halloween party, where were constantly berated and ridiculed for our costumes by this bougie family who seemingly had NO END to there arsenal of elaborate Halloween costume ideas.  So, we went to the party, and after a few dull roars from the crowd of party-goers, the bougie family swooped in to steal our thunder donned as the ENTIRE cast of the Never Ending Story…yep… even Valkor.”

(submitted by Maggie)

Off To See The Wizard

There’s no place like foreclosure.

(submitted by Christie)

Twilight

She is on Team Not Impressed.

(submitted by Miguel)

Dolloween

Happy Halloween from AFP!

(submitted by Katelyn)

Dough Boy

When Mom comes up with our costume,  you can be sure she has thought it through.

(submitted by Donny)

Mr. Mom

Some people can’t wait for Halloween.

(submitted by Janeen)

The Remix

A rare glimpse at what a meeting between the Civil War Era, Pacific Islanders, and a Hot Dog On A Stick employee would have looked like.

(submitted by Nancy)