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The Stoic Preschooler
“When the teacher laughs while handing you the picture packet and says they tried everything they could, you know you’ve got a winner. When asked ‘Lilly, why didn’t you smile?’ Her response was simple: ‘I don’t like school and I don’t like to smile.’ And that will tell you everything you need to know about this 4-year-old.”
(submitted by Brittney)
The Chocolate Mystery
“Discovered this one while digitizing my grandparents slides. Must have been around the late 1960s. We are not certain about what happened prior to this photo being taken. Our hypothesis: I (the girl) stole and ate the boy’s (my brother’s) chocolate and got into trouble for doing so. Result: Girl sad, boy sad. We’ll never find out but this is just epic. It makes me laugh every time I look at it.”
(submitted by Judith, from Münster, Germany)
The Great Escape
“My two-year-old daughter got naked and pooped in the neighbors yard. After chasing her through the culdesac I finally caught her. My neighbor, while laughing snapped this picture of me carrying her inside. I tried not to get poop on myself. I was unsuccessful. #reallife”
(submitted by Kimberly)
Bargain Bin Twins
“My mom found two outfits in the same size at a thrift store. And since her 11-year-old daughter (me) was the same size as her, she thought it would be a fabulous idea to have our picture in our matching outfits. If you can call them outfits. Don’t miss the matching ‘fros or the creepy field, either.”
(submitted by Kerrie)
Blind Spots
“I was picking up my grandmother from an eye surgery center when I noticed all the signs are bent back.”
(via source)
Street Hoker
“On the first day of third grade my son’s class made a ‘family web’ of what makes them who they are. We are a sporty family, but rather than putting ‘street hockey’, (which we play together), he wrote ‘street hoker.’ Yikes.”
(submitted by Keira)
