They’re not judging you because you’ve already been judged.
(submitted by Leo)
“This was our family reunion and pay attention to the only one not wearing a family reunion shirt– Tell your BOOBS to quit staring at me?
(submitted by Ginger)
The feeling wasn’t mutual.
It wasn’t the warmest of relationships.
(submitted by Charlie)
Care to respond, Riverside Park?
(submitted by Steven)
The L is implied.
(submitted by Jerry)
They were being so dramatic.
She wanted to give her parents a subtle signal.
(submitted by Caroline)