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The 80’s

Risky Business

The only real risk is not going for it.

(submitted by Steve)

The Accidental Tourists 2

They’re not from here.

(submitted by Dennis)

Twins

“This is a photo of my sister and me, taken around 1991 (she is on the right, I’m on the left). I remember being incredibly grumpy that day, as I loathed getting our photos taken for three reasons:

1.) I had to sleep in uncomfortable curlers the night before, which always made for a poor night’s rest.
2.) I hated being dressed as twins, especially since my sister and I are not twins.
3.) Wearing identical “Spumoni” sweatshirts: Spumoni was a line of clothing from the late eighties that appealed to young girls with its screen-print overkill: it utilized repetitive patterns of dogs, cats, flowers, and bows–resplendently displayed as puffy white vinyl designs. While I had been fine wearing this sweatshirt two years before, donning this again at eleven did not hold the same charm as it once did, and thus walking through the mall to the Sears Portrait Studio felt like a death march. However, I am sure my mother believed that my sister and I were simply darling in our matching attire with complimenting curls, so this photo bears witness to that crappy day so long ago.”

(submitted by Brenna)

Gameboy

“Here I am when I was probably 8 years old. I wish I could find some of this stuff; it might be worth something. Believe it or not….I’m a married man now.”

(submitted by Michael)

Futurama

Don’t look back.

(submitted by Adam)

The Hat-Trick

The holy trinity of awkwardness– denim,  mustache, and mullets.

(submitted by Nick)

Saturday Night Special: The Bowlett

In some countries, this haircut is used as an interrogation technique.

(submitted by Kyle)

Hair Band

In this family, you go bald. You’re out.

(submitted by Calvin)

Back To The Future

“This is the best picture I have of my cousins. It must be around 1982…When the spanish TVE was advertising these horrible 3D glasses.”

(submitted by Itziar)

Nelson

Nothing flatters the human form quite like Z Cavariccis.

(submitted by Steve)