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Family Portrait

Dialed Up

“My family owned an Internet service provider when I was growing up, and this was our big promo shot.”

(submitted by Nikki) 

The Saboteur

“I just took a DNA test. Turns out I’m 100% that kid who ruins a nice family photo.”

(via IG: @crystalhenrywrites)

Breakers Recreators

“We recreated our infamous windbreaker family portrait.”

(submitted by Jeffery) 

Sneer For The Camera

“I just love the contrast between my mother’s sweet, Madonna-like appearance and my father’s menacing look.  My sister is the wide-eyed innocent in this photograph, while I am the disconsolate girl in the gingham dress.”

(submitted by Leanne)

The Family Tree

“This is a photo from my brother’s Bar Mitzvah. I am guessing it was the photographer’s attempt at an “arty” photo.”

(submitted by Ellen)

Behind The Curtain

“Family photo with picture of Coors to the left. Priceless.”

(submitted by Scott) 

Wide World Of Sports

“The photographer liked this shot so much they hung it up in their studio. SPORTS! Circa 1990.”

(IG @carlovely)

Plus One

“Bowl-cut, buzz-cuts, 90’s bob-cut, turtle necks, and that clown.”

(submitted by Jake)

Here They Go Again

“Classic 1980s family pic. My dad still has this car!”

(IG: @kimberly.h.jones.37)

Le Freaks

“My brother and his wife enjoying their family portrait at their kids expense!”

(submitted by Kenneth)