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Family Portrait

Thriller

“It was just your typical church directory picture from Olan Mills, until my son went to art school, enlarged it and superimposed Michael Jackson into it. This was featured it in a school-wide Mother’s Day show with the title ‘My mother dated Michael Jackson.'”

(submitted by Donna)

Up

“My mother was taking the photo and told us to look at the light then at the camera to avoid red eye. But she took the photo too soon.”

(submitted by Lizzie)

1,2,3 Grab

“An authentic family portrait.”

(via source)

The Family Portrait Debacle Of 1994

“After the Great Family Portrait Debacle of 1994, we no longer attempt group family photos.”

(via source)

Cold Comfort

“Dad takes Mom to meet the in-laws, 1978 NYC.”

(via source)

Motel 5

“My Nana won a radio contest for a family portrait. The session ended up being held in a motel & Nana thought it would be a good idea to wear a strapless dress. Turns out that it looked she had no clothes and the girl in her lap (my aunt) has a devilish smile.”

(submitted by Bryttany)

Joy Division

“Yes, this is really my childhood family photo. Circa 1994.”

(via source)

Bubble Talk

“Bubble gum? Yep. Our pregnancy family picture.”

(submitted by Aquanita)

Fall Out Boy

“How was I even able to see?”

(submitted by Anna) 

The Great Cousins Photo of 1989

“We had a family photo of all the cousins (minus 2 who weren’t born yet) taken for my grandparents wedding anniversary.”

(submitted by Rob)