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Family Portrait

Give Me A Sign

“For the family Christmas photo, everyone had to make a sign with their relationship status. I’m single, so this was my sign.”

(via source)

Junkyard

“This is a photo of my family and I after our town flooded in 2002. After cleaning everything from the basement, Dad insisted we take a family picture.”

(submitted by Tyler)

Like A Hawk

“This is a family photo clearly taken in the 80s. I’m the boy in the stylish green pants in the middle. Here’s what my mom said about the pants: ‘I remember thinking that you shouldn’t have green pants (since it was a bit unusual). But you held your ground. Smart. And daring. They’re super good looking!’

I’m sure all 3 of us kids had just been at the hairdresser. I could never do that hairdo myself, no matter how hard I tried, but since I loved it so much I always requested it when going to the hairdresser. And then proceeded to keep it for as many days as I could. Half-way through the week it would start coming down on the sides and I think it looked less like awesome-80s-do and more like halfway-mohawk-do.”

(submitted by Jonas)

The Resistance

“This is a picture of my son when he was two. We could not get him to sit or stand still. He finally bent over the prop and this was as still as he got.”

(submitted by Stacey)

Daddy Long Legs

“Family pic day and in this one it looks like I have extremely long legs!”

(via source)

The Photographer Who Waits For Nobody

“Our 1995 family portrait. Taken at the grocery store. Nailed it.”

(via source)

Talladega Nights

“This is my family. My brother, (middle), is now a NASCAR crew chief for Richard Childress Racing!”

(submitted by Amy)

The Group Haircut

“I don’t know what’s more awesome. The family perm, my dad’s Tom Selleck ‘stache, or my sister looking like Leif Garrett.”

(submitted by Kimberly)

Keeping It Real

“Perfect family portrait.”

(via source, photo credit: Tim Will)

Awkward Is Timeless And Universal

“My grandparents and my mother in the front. Tokyo, Japan, 1967.”

(via source)