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Family Portrait

Window Watcher

“This was not one of our best family photos, but somehow it works! It was Easter. I was newly pregnant and throwing up all day. Our one-year-old daughter would not sit still, hence the look on my husband’s face. Oh, and our three-year-old son decided this would be the only spot he would stand in. Somehow he looks like he is photobombing the pic, and is possibly an extra in ‘Children of the Corn’.”

(submitted by Sarah)

Sisterly Love

“My sister and I were about 20 and 22, and our little brother would have been about 15. We went to get family portraits taken and the photographer made us pose like this. My sister joked that our little brother smelled like farts, like he’d been “trapped in a room with 100 people farting for 100 minutes.”  This is now a family classic.”

(submitted by Kirstin)

Hawaiian Gothic

“This was a family portrait. I suspect my mother sewed the outfits.”

(submitted by Debbi)

Just Shoot Me

“One of many shots from our worst portrait sitting ever! Shoots only got more stressful when your little brother is born!”

(submitted by Nancy)

Grab Bag

“My relatives in India sent this picture to my Dad. I’m curious what the rest of my nephew’s shirt says.”

(via source)

Bowing To Pressure

“I was always a happy-go-lucky kid until that bowtie was put on!”

(submitted by David)

Rat Pack

“Just me and my fiancé, and three of our ratbabies Paul, Phil, and Amelie. We wanted a family portrait. We had to call every studio in town to find someone willing to do it. Only one agreed…if we snuck them in.”

(submitted by Abigale)

I Fought The Fan And The Fan Won

“Papa got his ass kicked by a ceiling fan and his son has a decent bruise on his nose. Sister hams it up on the side.”

(submitted by Dilly)

Hot Topic

“I found an old pic of me and my family when I was in high school. I was such a ray of sunshine.”

(via source)

Twin Perspectives

“There are my twins when they were about 2 years old. They still have this same attitude. He is always happy and easygoing, and she is not having any of it.”

(submitted by Hanna)