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Family Portrait

Sister Sister

“Our semi-annual attempt to be normal, as well as best-dressed!”

(submitted by Jenny)

Yes, Dear

“All my Dad wanted was to wear sunglasses.”

(via source)

It’s A Kick

“We had our family photos last week and our oldest daughter was super upset because she got kicked in the face.  Nobody saw it happen and we told her to get over it.  Got these edited today and her reaction to getting kicked in the face is PERFECT!”

(submitted by Heather)

Out Of Focus

“It took us fifty tries to get this one.”

(submitted by Mary)

Dearly Departed

I missed family pics due to work. Now I’m like the son who died that nobody can get over.

(submitted by Nathan)

Leave The Stain, Cover My Name

“Back in 4th grade, I was too young to know how to do laundry. Here we are at a family outing taking. Mother had dressed me in my nice stained shirt with my name on it. But for some reason, we don’t want anyone to know who I am, so let’s cover up my name and leave the stain. Gonna have to check all my old pics now and see how many my clothes are stained. No wonder I never got any dates.”

(submitted by Andrew)

Photoshop In The 60’s

“My grandparents decided to have a family photo done many years ago when my aunt was out of town. So, 5 of the 6 children were present for the photo.  They decided to later add a photo (a bad photo) of my aunt to perfect the picture and complete the family photo.  Honestly, you can barely tell it was even altered.”

(submitted by David)

Don’t Blink

“This was suggested by our photographer to not be included in our final album. ‘Nonsense,’ I said. ‘And dress it up with some sparklies for poops and giggles.’ We love it so much we are thinking of making it into a large portrait complete with a sparkly frame with little butterfly ornaments. It’s sure to *spark* some interesting conversation. And a good deal of awkwardness to boot.”

(submitted by Bobby)

Picking A Winner

“My family, the Dalys. Taken in the early 1970s. I’m the big brother. We were getting family photo at FOX studios and this was the first photo they took. My sister obviously was still getting ready. The photographer thought it was funny and my folks did too, so they had it printed. We had another taken but this one is the winner. We still talk about to this day. Here’s a photo from dad’s 73rd birthday two days ago.”

(submitted by Kevin)

 

 

Yappy Holidays

“We were taking our family Christmas photo, and let’s just say the dogs weren’t in a Holly Jolly mood. This photo was the worst of the batch, but now it’s a conversation starter. We keep it right by the entrance of our home here in St. Louis.”

(submitted by Sabrina)