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Recreational

“This is my family showing that windsuits are not just seasonal apparel. For the years of 1990-1995, this was our default family outfit for weddings, funerals, bar-mitzvahs, and the like. True story.”

(submitted by Kate)

Two Ninjas and a Baby

Statistics show that children who grow up in a two ninja household are three times less likely to invite a friend over for dinner.

(submitted by Ariston)

Going Green

Bacon brothers, meet the Cactiis.

(submitted by Freddie)

Going to Great Depths

Even Jacques Cousteau would agree this holiday card has a certain je ne sais quoi.

Snappy Dresser

When wanting to accentuate the fact that you’re half-naked, we recommend suspenders.

(submitted by)

Pull My Finger

(submitted by Sean)

On the Cob

Mom wasn’t convinced that taking a pic in a cornfield was corny enough.

(submitted by Amanda)

Belly Flop

The invitational sounded so much cooler in the car.

Hands on a Hardbaby

Grandma lasted the longest at 2 days, 14 hours.

(submitted by Tonia)

Chop Chop

In this family, nobody complains about Dad’s vacation itineraries.

(submitted by El Jackko)