Kids
The Wilting Flower Girls
“The bride was having a perfect day. The sentiment was not shared by her three flower girls.”
(submitted by Traci)
Terrible Twos
“Some family members decided it’d be great to get a bunch of kids together for a group portrait for the grandparents. The entire idea ticked off my barely two-year-old to no end, and for whatever idiotic reason we thought we could cheer her up by taking some portraits of just her with an oversized “two”–she’s always been a little model for the camera. She actually started with a smile but as soon as the photographer went to snap the picture she just a meltdown. The photographer immediately went to erase the digital image but I yelled “NO, I WANT THAT ONE!” The result was what I’ve always coined “pretty much the ultimate portrayal of a two year old.” You have to love the gleam of the tear coming down the face.
My daughter is 9 years old now and I still have an 8×10 of it displayed in the house. She thinks it’s the greatest picture in the world.”
(submitted by Danielle)
Buggin’ Out
“This is me at my grandparents’ lake house. I used to get a real kick out of insects landing on me. I had a budding career as an entomologist at that time… a hair stylist, not so much.”
(submitted by Heather)
Schoolhouse Rock
“This is my kindergarten school photo. Everyone else in class had some sort of prop, like a baseball bat, basketball, their favorite doll, etc. I felt extremely left out, so I decided to hold my chunk of cement that I (for some weird reason) was carrying around in my backpack. I wish I could have seen my parents face when I came home with my pictures.”
(submitted by Lindsey)
Salon-Quality Disappointment
“This is me after my gran decided to cut all my hair off. I had long hair down my back until she chopped it all off. Yes, I am a girl :(”
(submitted by Claire)
Falling Out
“My brother-in-law noticed the flower girl was teetering right before the wedding photographer took the shot.”
(via source)
