A Calendar 2021
The Future Proctologist
“When the preacher said ‘Kiss the bride,’ my four-year-old decided to put a finger in my butt.”
(submitted by Coby)
Ready Player Two
“When Dad’s friend brings over his new Super Nintendo, priorities are made pretty clear. At least I’m not in the beer box.”
(submitted by Annie)
Pet Project
“Here we have a photo of my dad with a poodle, a Siamese cat and a raccoon…that is nibbling on his ear. My grandpa looks on with sheer amazement. Circa 1967.”
(submitted by Julie)
The Curse Of Christmas Past
“Me dressed as Santa holding my 7 month old brother. He still doesn’t like Christmas.”
Semi Perm
“We live in a rural super small town in central Illinois. My Aunt who had moved to the ‘big city’ (Chicago) went to beauty school. She came home to visit with her home perm set. We were all impressed.. She set it up in our kitchen and permed me, my mom and my 3 siblings. I had the longest hair so she just did my bangs. Mullets weren’t even a thing yet!”
(submitted by Devin)
Go Fish
“It was 1965 and Mom was with her 3 kerchiefed daughters: teenager Cindy, toddler Julie in her arms and Suzy, age four. Location: Tuscola, Illinois.”
(submitted by Suzy)
Why I Hate Clowns
“I’m not sure what’s going on here. I only remember that we went to the photo studio because there was some kind of special.”
(submitted by Bill)
He’s #1
“Picture taken in 2019. Took our little man to have his newborn pictures taken. While we both look so peaceful, there he is flipping the bird. The photographer didn’t even notice it. Apparently he hates taking pictures, just like his Dad.”
(submitted by Sarah)
Bottle Service
“My family liked to play board games — so much so that apparently feeding the baby (me) took too much precious time away from the game! So they rigged a string from the lamp to hold my bottle. My sister is quite proud of this hack! Dad is in the background, likely getting another game of Scrabble ready. Pretty sure Mom took the picture! Ironically, it probably took them longer to rig up the bottle than it would have taken to actually feed me.”
(submitted by Rachael)
