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Dad Doubles Down On Embarrassing His Son

Most teenagers deal with plenty of stress, from school to homework to their home life. This 16-year-old kid had to deal with his parents, Dale and Rochelle, waving as he left for...

Mom Discovers The Kama Sutra… For Kids

Let’s get one thing clear right off the top: we’re all for sex education here at AFP. We believe it’s crucial for parents to instill in their kids a healthy...

Easter Recreation 2

“Happy Easter from my family to yours!”

(via source)

Shirt Happens 3

“Mom asked for a picture of me and my girlfriend. I sent her this as a joke. Forgot about it. Several weeks later my brother calls to tell me she printed it out, framed it, and put it on her desk to show it off. Even after two explanations she still doesn’t get it.”

(via source)

A Bizarre Easter Tradition

“My family’s bizarre Easter tradition: hard boiled egg-toss/mouth-catch. Here are the rules: color your eggs then pick a favorite. Everyone holds their egg point-side...

Happy Birthday With Poop

Here at AFP we’ve seen plenty of unusual birthday themes over the years. But this one takes the cake: a poop-themed birthday party. Rebecca is a mother of two from St....

Ready To Mingle

“When you’re single but all your friends are in relationships.”

(via source)

Big Fish

“Just what every kid recovering from an elbow reconstruction wants: a huge promotional fish from Long John Silvers stopping by with a care package of coloring supplies and I can’t remember what else. The early 90s was a strange time.”

(submitted by Andie)

Growing Out Of It

“My children have a photo with Santa and the Easter Bunny for every year of their life.  Clearly, they no longer participate with the same enthusiasm they once did.  Now, they only go for the free meal at the mall.”

(submitted by Heidi)

Truck For Sale, With A Twist

One of the hardest jobs for any parent is figuring out how to punish their kid when they do something wrong–especially when the kid is entering the rebellious teenage years....