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This Woman’s Text Pranks to Her Mom Are Hilarious

Here at AFP we love celebrating parents who prank their kids, but today the shoe is on the other foot. Liz Hammett has a loving Mom who sometimes tends to be gullible, a...

Chocoholic Recreation

“I recreated an old photo of me enjoying a slice of bread with chocolate.”

(via source)

This May Be The Least Helpful Baby Name Book Ever

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15+ Awkward Men’s Fashion Ads From The 70’s

If you want to relate to people who lived in a different time than you, probably the worst thing you can do is look at the clothes they wore. And nothing makes us go, “What...

High Times Birth Announcement

“My father put my birth announcement in a 1994 High Times magazine.”

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“We decided to take our family photos next to a pond. As we were posing the little one immediately fell over. This is the main photo in my living room and makes my day every time I see it.”

(submitted by Lisa)

Dad Casual

“My Dad and sister at her high school graduation party.  He was always one to dress for the occasion.”

(submitted by Sally)

Tied Down

“This is the inventive Dad of the day.”

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Thanksgiving Fashion

“My Dad likes to keep us guessing with his Thanksgiving fashion.”

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Dad’s Post-Kid-Puking Texts to Mom Are So Awful They’re Funny

Being a parent means being exposed to bodily fluids, so regularly that you become immune to them. Well, most of the time–occasionally a situation becomes so gnarly it can make even the hardiest of parents nauseous. That’s what happened to father Ben Patterson, whose son Declan retched so badly in his car seat that Ben had to share it with his wife via text. And lucky for us, he also shared those texts with the Internet.

Ben tells his wife that after Declan threw up, the smell was so bad that he himself threw up. It’s rough being a sympathetic puker. His wife didn’t respond. (Understandable.)

Then, things got worse.

That’s right. Both a bystander AND the cops thought Ben was drunk, and he had to pass a breathalyzer before getting back in the car.

After that, there wasn’t much for Ben to do but send a few more futile texts to his wife, who continued to stay silent.

“Rotting whale blubber” is something we’ve never smelled, but somehow we know it’s a dead-on description. Stay safe out there, parents.

(via source)