Magic Mimsy
“In 1986 my grandma went with her senior citizen club to a strip show. Now 95, she says, ‘He could leave his shoes under my bed any night.'”
(via source)
The Shape Of Mother
“My 62 y/o mother dressed as the creature from The Shape of Water for her Oscar party.”
(via source)
Beetle Barbie
“My daughter fixed her cousin’s barbie after the head popped off and would not re-attach.”
(via source)
The Wrestler
“My uncle just dug up proof he wrestled a bear for two chicken sandwiches in the 70s.”
(via source)
You Complete Me
“That moment where your new girlfriend points out that she looks exactly like you.”
(via source)
