Marvin And Me
“This is what happens when dorks with cartoon obsessions are allowed to bring props to their senior photo session. I loved Marvin so much I used to joke he was my real Dad. The cringe factor here is astronomical.”
(via source)
The Dominator
“During dinner, I made a joke to my girlfriend about how she dominates every conversation. She adamantly refused my claim, but then we looked down. I think I won this round.”
(via source)