Veggie Dip
“Wondering whether or not you should wear that condom or take birth control? Because this is real life.”
(via source)
Mother’s Day Condolences
“My daughter has a weird sense of humor. This is the Mother’s Day card she gave me last year.”
(submitted by Melissa)
Ask Greg
“When I got married last year I loved the trend of ‘naked cakes.’ At that time the trend was relatively new and the bakery asked for pictures. According to my receipt, if you want a naked picture, you should ask ‘Greg.'”
(submitted by Kelsey)
The Definition Of Marriage
“I found one of my tests from 2nd grade, I am now in 11th, and I totally had a misconception of marriage. (See the last answer.)”
(submitted by Ivan)
Otherwise Engaged
“Surprisingly, this one didn’t make the wedding invitations. I would’ve used it.”
(via source)
The New Elsa
“She left to sell Girl Scout Cookies, and she returned as the Fire Hydrant Ice Queen.”
(via source)
