Sucker Punch
“My Grandma got new teeth today, someone then gave her a sucker… it all went down hill from there.”
(via source)
The Dawn Of Man
“My 5 year old kid asked me who the first human was, so we had an impromptu lesson on evolution. I think I nailed it.”
(via source)
Catch Me If You Can
“I’m a little alarmed at how eager my girlfriend was to catch the bouquet at my sisters wedding.”
(via source)
Birthday Photo Recreated 35 years Later
“Birthday girl has her eyes on the doll figurine on cake. Even though she looks fairly happy in photo, she’s scared of the doll because it came to life in a dream and started attacking her.”
(submitted by Lindsay)
