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Cake On His Hands

“Tried to get a nice photo of my nephew on his birthday, instead he looks like he murdered someone.”

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Can You Take Me Higher?

“My dad always got us so high.”

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Lost In Space

“This is why my 14 year-old should look up from his phone sometimes.”

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Symapthy For The Devil

“When you have triplets, you don’t always think everything through.”

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Smashing Christmas

“My Grandma got so smashed at dinner that she fell into the Christmas tree. She’s a sprightly older lady and she can handle her drink (she’d actually had something near 4 bottles of wine AND sherry) then she fell over backwards into the tree and was laughing hysterically. We pulled her out of the tree and put her to bed. The next day she came over, singing songs and eating good food, and she was highly embarrassed about being smashed.”

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Don’t Fall Asleep

“This year, my family started a new Thanksgiving tradition… don’t fall asleep.”

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19 Of The Worst (Best) Family Feud Answers

1. NAME SOMETHING YOU’D DO TONIGHT IF THE WORLD WAS COMING TO AN END TOMORROW.
“Get the kids and pack.”

2. DURING WHAT MONTH OF PREGNANCY DOES A WOMAN BEGIN TO LOOK PREGNANT?
“September.”

3. NAME A REASON FOR KNEELING.
“To be beheaded.”

4. NAME A FAMOUS OR FICTIONAL WILLY.
“Willy the Pooh.”

5. NAME SOMETHING YOU OPEN OTHER THAN A DOOR.
“Bowels.”

6. NAME SOMETHING YOU SQUEEZE.
“Peanut butter.”

7. NAME A FAMOUS DICK.
“Carrot.”

8. NAME A BOY MENTIONED IN NURSERY RHYMES.
“Little Red Riding-Hood.”

9. NAME SOMETHING YOU HIT WHEN IT’S NOT WORKING.
“Your spouse.”

10. NAME SOMETHING ASSOCIATED WITH LIVERPOOL.
“The yellow brick road.”

11. NAME A BODY PART BEGINNING WITH THE LETTER N.
“Name.”

12. NAME A FAMOUS BRIDGE.
“Bridge Over Troubled Water.”

13. NAME A DOMESTICATED ANIMAL.
“Leopard.”

14. NAME A FAMOUS BROTHER AND SISTER.
“Bonnie and Clyde.”

15. NAME SOMETHING YOU DO IN THE BATHROOM.
“Decorate.”

16. NAME SOMETHING THAT COMES IN 7S.
“Fingers.”

17. NAME A CITY NAMED AFTER A PRESIDENT.
“Carson City.”

18. NAME SOMETHING SLIPPERY.
“A con man.”

19. NAME SOMETHING ORANGE.
“A banana.”

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Pugsley and Wednesday

“My mom used to give us pet names (I’m not sure if that’s the name for it, but like when your parents have a special cutesy name for you that is embarrassing? I’m digressing.) Ours were Pugsley and Wednesday. She always wanted us to do this photo and we had flat out refused over and over again. One day in July, she starts braiding my hair and hands my younger brother a shoddily painted white shirt and told us to stand still “or else”. It was too late to attack her now so we relented. Those became the Holiday photos for at least 2 years. And she sent them to everyone. Coworkers, distant friends, family members. My 8th grade teacher got one, she still has it. It makes her laugh. Ugh.”

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Cake Boss

“When I grow up, I’m going to be like my grandmother.”

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Permilicious Revisited

The ladies of “Permilicious” stopped by the Awkward Family Photos Museum Exhibition this week in Geneva, IL and we we want to thank them for sending us this photo.