“For the past 10 minutes, I’ve been trying to explain to my sister-in-law that it looks like her legs are over her husband’s shoulders. She doesn’t see it.”
“She didn’t like holding the gun so we just laid it beside her. She didn’t like holding the antlers so we just laid those beside her. She didn’t like...
“Our family went to a history museum somewhere near Amsterdam. As part of the different exhibitions there was a recreation of ancient Rome. I guess they wanted to be as...