Turn Around Bright Eyes
You can dress up a head-turn all you want, but you’ll never beat it.
(submitted by Dustie)
Bones
“This is a photo of me, age 11, and my brother, David, age 15, Christmas 1970. My brother has a dislocated shoulder (wrestling), and I have a broken arm (sledriding). My mother happened to be out of town when I got hurt, and when she got home she told me to quit fooling around and “take that off,” because she thought I was faking it to get attention. Add this to my three concussions, and the 7 times my sister needed stitches in her head, and its no wonder my mom was not happy!”
Saturday Night Special: Red, White, and White
What’s real and what’s stuffed? You decide.
(submitted by John)
Saturday Night Special: The Ring-Bearer
Jimmy assessed the situation and decided they could wait.
(submitted by Timothy)
Neverland
“I’ve played the harp since I was seven. We hosted a recital at our house for all my teacher’s students, which is why there are three harps in the room. But there are so many things I can’t explain about this. Why am I wearing the shirt and hat from my Peter Pan costume from Halloween about five years earlier? Why am I only wearing the top half of this costume, paired with black jeans tucked into weird ankle boots? Why am I wearing a liter of lipstick at the age of nine? Why did I ever have that haircut? The world may never know.”
