Saturday Night Special: Like A Rubber Glove
Mom likes it because it’s easy to clean.
(submitted by Brad)
There Is A Horse In The Living Room
You may be too old to ride one, but you’re never to old to have one over for tea.
(submitted by Allie)
My What Big Teeth You Have
“I was 3 yrs old. My mom said I was fascinated with the Big Bad Wolf. I loved pretending to be Little Red Riding Hood and singing that song ‘Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?’ So she took me to see him. She says I peed on him because I was so scared he would eat me. Note the boy pointing. He was laughing at me. All the other girls have pictures with Snow White and Cinderella. This is my happy picture to remember our trip. My question is: why was this freak walking around at Disneyland?”
(submitted by April)
In Their Face
If you look really closely, you just might be able to see nothing at all.
(submitted by Howard)
