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Cujo

“My dog is trying to scare me to death.”

“My friend’s dog looks like it has a human face.”

“My five-year-old niece picked out a birthday card for me.”

“I’ll have the 10-year-old, please, medium rare.”

“I was caught with a slight ‘drinking problem’ at my triathlon.”

“Found at my parents’ house. Should I laugh or cry?”

“Other kids grab boobs and crotches when they meet Disney characters. My son nailed Darth Vader in the nuts with a lightsaber.”

“Guess which one is me?”

(submitted by Ruby)

“This is a picture of me when I was 5 years old at my gymnastics class. I don’t do gymnastics anymore.”

(submitted by Francesca)

“I had a lot of explaining to do when my parents found this on their camera roll. In my defense, he deserved it…”